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Mate of mine went on a skiing trip and one of the girls left dinner early with a banana in her pocket, later to be found in the waste basket in her room with a condom still on it. True story. No really.
 
Mate of mine went on a skiing trip and one of the girls left dinner early with a banana in her pocket, later to be found in the waste basket in her room with a condom still on it. True story. No really.

At least she had the sense to use a condom. Widny want to catch **** rot.
 
Bananas are gay...

Has to be a Granny Smith apple!