I think David Mitchell said something like that. If you have to use a smiley to denote that you were joking, then delete the lot and start over because your joke is not good enough.
Or be erudite enough so that there can be no mistake.
I think David Mitchell said something like that. If you have to use a smiley to denote that you were joking, then delete the lot and start over because your joke is not good enough.
Michel Platini is campaigning for the World Cup to be extended to 40 competing nations.
Venus in Furs. That is all.
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girlchild in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there
I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears
Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart
Severin, Severin, speak so slightly
Severin, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now plead for me
I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears
Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girlchild in the dark
Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart.
RIP Lou Reed March 2, 1942 â October 27, 2013
Not condescending in the slightest. I just offer a thought.
Even I know Lou Reed, and I'm a moron.
Only one fence down so far (sigh).
Only one fence down so far (sigh).
3 Panels gone now...won't rush to fix as I know all the fence companies will be busy now. Wait till the rush calms down....voice of experience here![]()
Trains cancelled until at least 11am. Hummmm.
3 Panels gone now...won't rush to fix as I know all the fence companies will be busy now. Wait till the rush calms down....voice of experience here![]()
Trains cancelled until at least 11am. Hummmm.