Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I admire your self control. I wouldn't be able to stop myself. I'm terrible at getting stuff done!

 

I failed at self control. Tried to talk myself out of it. I was convinced I didn't need it straight away. Alas, GTA V is installing as I type this...

 

This can never be unseen

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It's a shame the populated area of the GTA V map is quite small. The best thing about the GTA IV map was that it had so much on it.

Also, ****, that TNMT thing is amazing.

 

It's not that small, it's about the same size as the entire gta 4 map, it's just that the countryside is ****ing massive

 

That map looks like the one in Test Drive Unlimited....now THAT was a fun map, even if the multiplayer gaming in it wasn't that great.

 

Walsall forced to apologise after the 1-0 win over Wolves at Molineux for this tweet:

"Better look next time you six fingered, inbred, dingle bastards!"

 

I'm sure it was meant in the nicest possible way.

 

Well, that's just made me realise how huge the map on the whole is.

 

It could easily be the best game I've ever played.

 

I am so looking forward to getting home and finding GTA5 by the front door.

 

What does everyone think about the introduction of privately run 'drunk tanks' in the UK?

 

Sounds a good idea...especially the idea that you have a bill to pay at the end. Keeping drunks in police stations is expensive, a waste of police time and probably not very safe (police may be too busy to check you aren't choking on your own vomit...they are not your mother).

 

Good, but always with the caveat that if it's done privately, it has to be done properly. Another but, I personally don't see how these places would actually make enough money to run properly, or at all.

 

But what happens if some one is falsely accused of bad behaviour? It's like the idea of drunks paying for their hospital treatment if they get injured. How do you know it was their fault?

 

Indeed. Beefy sees through it immediately. House of cards falls down. Bad idea.

 

I think if the government is nice enough to sell us highly taxed alcohol, then they should take some responsibility for the results.

 

I liked the fancy new model of iPad the BBC were showing off when talking about it this morning:

[video=youtube;1BU19RDaM0I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BU19RDaM0I[/video]

Oh, wait, it's erm... a stack of photocopy paper.

 

Hang on... Is that printer paper?

 

This is the first I'm hearing of this 'drunk tanks' idea but I'm not keen on it.