Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

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Watching this Fantasy Football show on SS3 currently. It's predictably awful as it has Merson on it, but Harry Redknob is going to tell us "the top 10 players he's worked with" shortly....so......
 
Redknob's top ten -

David James
Rio Ferdinand
Sol Campbell
Glen Johnson
Julian Dicks
Frank Lampard
Luka Modric
Paolo Di Canio
Gareth Bale (that'll be the one he tried to loan to Forest the bellpiece)
Paul Merson


Snore.
 
FFS Farnborough's game against Chelmsford has been postponed because the Conference are a bunch of twats. Apparently douches run football from the Premier League to non-league, who'd have thunk it?!
 
Just finished watching King Mo win the 5000m. Took a leaf out of Gandalfs book when they tried to take him in the last 400m. YOU SHALL NOT PASS. What a Legend.
 
Someone tell me something to do tomorrow, now that my plans have been ruined by the vindictive conference?

Get up early and go for a run. Then have a shower. Then go to the Zoo. Then go out for a meal. Then go out to the pub. Then go for a boogie. Then stay up all night to get lucky. Sorted.
 
Redknob's top ten -

David James
Rio Ferdinand
Sol Campbell
Glen Johnson
Julian Dicks
Frank Lampard
Luka Modric
Paolo Di Canio
Gareth Bale (that'll be the one he tried to loan to Forest the bellpiece)
Paul Merson


Snore.

When's he doing his "top ten agents"?
 
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