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Southampton's 7&11 said:
My friend, I have been 3 times, it's amazing.

There are so many fit girls there it's ludicrous. In most other holiday resorts you get ropey ones, but in Ibiza there are literally solid 10's everywhere you look. Can't describe it.

When you go, go to the zoo project, I have never seen more fit girls in my life.
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When's the best time of the year to go, July? In Portugal, July is generally the best time to pull slags.
 
Pray4Mojo said:
Yeah, clubs aren't that good to pick up girls. Talking to them on the street is better.

You need to come over to Portugal, Joe! I'll show you how we party.
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We met some nice girls at the hotel and went to the clubs with them. It was decent, but I'm the kind of guy who prefers sitting at a bar and being sociable.

I intend to see every country in Europe eventually, so I'll let you know when I hit Portugal!
 
Southampton's 7&11 said:
I am pretty good at sleeping with girls, but terrible at keeping one's I genuinely like.

Their weird games confuse the hell out of me sometimes.
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The problem is they can smell it a mile away. When they think you couldn't give a toss, they love it. Once they think you're really in to them they go off you. Forget about all this romance, they like the uncertainty. Most birds I've met, including my good lady want to be treated like sluts.They hate soppy men, why do you think Hugh grant can't keep a chick, yet jack nicolson is still going strong at 70 odd.
 
Lord Duckhunter said:
The problem is they can smell it a mile away. When they think you couldn't give a toss, they love it. Once they think you're really in to them they go off you. Forget about all this romance, they like the uncertainty. Most birds I've met, including my good lady want to be treated like sluts.They hate soppy men, why do you think Hugh grant can't keep a chick, yet jack nicolson is still going strong at 70 odd.
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That's sad, but true. Probably why I can't get a gf, but I can get girls on a night out... Girls are weird, like I said.
 
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