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NowsufferinginSpain said:
Mine is so lovely! I'm sure it pines for me! I can see it winking at me through the bowl!....
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err no
we live there so course not

PS tip if you are pissed off by someone snoring .drop a p small bit of soap just at the edge of their nose so they blow bubbles all night and wake up feeling sick
or just belt the noisy inconsiderate gits

Edit - oops not used to posting this much this was a reply to Piskies fish post
me bad
 
Spanish Air said:
Tobes

we let him sleep on our settee one night 4 years ago whilst his place was refurbished and he is still there clinging on like a limpet .however he has been there so long we would miss him if the Everton board suddenly sprung into life like Frankensteins monster
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Gun forums are superbly easy to wum. I pretended to be a Beratta expert on one of them, but persisted in spelling the maker as Baretta, and then I got into the predictable flame-war with the board's geek when I insisted that that it was a viable alternative spelling among certain elite armed forces around the World. Imagine Pixie over my Bodmin Gaol wum only times-ten, and you'll get some idea just how much I wound this bloke up! It was hilarious!

There was another thread where I went on at length about how certain shoots unscrupulously trained the clay-pigeons to fly slowly in order to boost membership. I was being "owned" all over the shop by one particular humourless bastard. He was like Stan on steroids.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Gun forums are superbly easy to wum. I pretended to be a Beratta expert on one of them, but persisted in spelling the maker as Baretta, and then I got into the predictable flame-war with the board's geek when I insisted that that it was a viable alternative spelling among certain elite armed forces around the World. Imagine Pixie over my Bodmin Gaol wum only times-ten, and you'll get some idea just how much I wound this bloke up! It was hilarious!

There was another thread where I went on at length about how certain shoots unscrupulously trained the clay-pigeons to fly slowly in order to boost membership. I was being "owned" all over the shop by one particular humourless bastard. He was like Stan on steroids.
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Stan and myself have really got to you haven't we ?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Gun forums are superbly easy to wum. I pretended to be a Beratta expert on one of them, but persisted in spelling the maker as Baretta, and then I got into the predictable flame-war with the board's geek when I insisted that that it was a viable alternative spelling among certain elite armed forces around the World. Imagine Pixie over my Bodmin Gaol wum only times-ten, and you'll get some idea just how much I wound this bloke up! It was hilarious!

There was another thread where I went on at length about how certain shoots unscrupulously trained the clay-pigeons to fly slowly in order to boost membership. I was being "owned" all over the shop by one particular humourless bastard. He was like Stan on steroids.
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I'm actually a gun owner myself. I won't give specifics as I don't want to scare Fossy.
 
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Skylarker said:
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I'm actually a gun owner myself. I won't give specifics as I don't want to scare Fossy.
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Me, too, mate. As you might already know.

I've been into shooting (field and target - not clays) since I was a kid. I don't get much chance to indulge these days, although I do enough on the range to keep my skills up. My eldest is showing signs of interest, so I might rekindle a stronger interest.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Me, too, mate. As you might already know.

I've been into shooting (field and target - not clays) since I was a kid. I don't get much chance to indulge these days, although I do enough on the range to keep my skills up. My eldest is showing signs of interest, so I might rekindle a stronger interest.
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My 7 year year old shoots the pistol at 10 metres in the garden, and can hit 8 blacks from 10 shots (on average). He loves it, and it's something we do often together.

I'll be taking him to the range with the rifle as soon as I feel he's ready. He's certainly got the eye for it.

I was shooting extra strong mints at 50 yrds (just for fun) and they pop off like a mini clay pigeons - worth a go for fun.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Me, too, mate. As you might already know.

I've been into shooting (field and target - not clays) since I was a kid. I don't get much chance to indulge these days, although I do enough on the range to keep my skills up. My eldest is showing signs of interest, so I might rekindle a stronger interest.
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He'll probably end up shooting you to end the embarrassment.
 
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