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  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    err no
    we live there so course not

    PS tip if you are pissed off by someone snoring .drop a p small bit of soap just at the edge of their nose so they blow bubbles all night and wake up feeling sick
    or just belt the noisy inconsiderate gits

    Edit - oops not used to posting this much this was a reply to Piskies fish post
    me bad
     
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  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Er....??!...
     
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  3. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    ah see above your post for the edit
    me confused
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    He's a Evertonian, he'd think it's perfume :bandit:
     
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  5. Tobes

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    evening Tobes
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    carp...
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    There was nothing carp about my question :tongue:
     
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  9. I'm not surprised, Tobes, tbh.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Air pistol forums could be fun :biggrin:
     
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  11. Gun forums are superbly easy to wum. I pretended to be a Beratta expert on one of them, but persisted in spelling the maker as Baretta, and then I got into the predictable flame-war with the board's geek when I insisted that that it was a viable alternative spelling among certain elite armed forces around the World. Imagine Pixie over my Bodmin Gaol wum only times-ten, and you'll get some idea just how much I wound this bloke up! It was hilarious!

    There was another thread where I went on at length about how certain shoots unscrupulously trained the clay-pigeons to fly slowly in order to boost membership. I was being "owned" all over the shop by one particular humourless bastard. He was like Stan on steroids.
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Stan and myself have really got to you haven't we ?
     
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  13. In your dreams, mate!

    By the way, unclench a little, Stan's turning blue.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>

    I'm actually a gun owner myself. I won't give specifics as I don't want to scare Fossy.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Funny how you don't seem to be able to make a post without mentioning @Sir Stan or me. Doing a great job of not being wound up mate <laugh>
     
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  16. Me, too, mate. As you might already know.

    I've been into shooting (field and target - not clays) since I was a kid. I don't get much chance to indulge these days, although I do enough on the range to keep my skills up. My eldest is showing signs of interest, so I might rekindle a stronger interest.
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    My 7 year year old shoots the pistol at 10 metres in the garden, and can hit 8 blacks from 10 shots (on average). He loves it, and it's something we do often together.

    I'll be taking him to the range with the rifle as soon as I feel he's ready. He's certainly got the eye for it.

    I was shooting extra strong mints at 50 yrds (just for fun) and they pop off like a mini clay pigeons - worth a go for fun.
     
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  18. Stan

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    Stan is always in HIAG's thoughts. Stan is everything HIAG would like to be.
     
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  19. Stan

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    He'll probably end up shooting you to end the embarrassment.
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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