Bad Joke Thread - Volume 2

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Have you heard? Scientist have found a new way of splitting the atom!


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(stolen from the Two Ronnies)
 
I have a friend who used to live in North Korea and I once asked him what it was like to live under such an oppressive regime. He said he couldn't complain.
 
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