Bad joke thread .... Volume 1

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he told me he was on a keep fit buzz, told me he runs to work behind the bus every morning said he saves a little money and gets fit <ok>

so i told him why dont you run behind a taxi youll save even more money and get even fitter <laugh>
 
Paddy goes upto a policeman and says excuse me can you tell me where the other side of the road is ?
the policeman points and says its over there mate.
paddy says i was over there just now and someone told me it was over here,,,
 
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brisbane-lion said:
Old **** walking home from a party and feeling a bit randy, sees a wineo lying face down on a park bench. "allo" he thinks, "in with a chance here" and gives the wine-o a portion. After he's done he leaves the tramp a couple of bucks. In the morning the tramp finds the two dollars and goes off to the bottle-shop to buy some cheap wine, probably Porphrey Pearl (local joke, but don't laugh yet, its not the punch line). Following week, same scenario, quick back stab, two bucks, cheap wine. This goes on for a bit then one week, near Christmas, the **** decides to leave the wine-o a twenty. Wow! When the tramp wakes up and finds the money, he's off to the bottle-o straight away. "Give me a bottle of good wine, my man" he says to the guy behind the counter. "But don't you usually drink plonk?" "Yes, but it doesn't half make my arse sore".
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sorry for this one but it made me chuckle



When a dwarf psychic escaped from prison



......... he was a small medium at large
 
MIGHTY said:
Paddy goes upto a policeman and says excuse me can you tell me where the other side of the road is ?
the policeman points and says its over there mate.
paddy says i was over there just now and someone told me it was over here,,,
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Racist bastard<grr>
 
MIGHTY said:
Happy New Year m8 <cheers>

where ya been ? working ?
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The Emerald Isle mate, spent xmas and New year there, back to work today...unfortunately..oh and i've seen the OLOF holiday snap thread.....ya bastard.<laugh>

Poshminx said:
.... all the better for seeing you :D
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Bless you Minxy.<rose> i only frequent this board to see you darling, but these Bermondsey bad boys will be getting jealous with you talking to a big yorkshire hunk.:emoticon-0115-inlov
 
Poshminx said:
Our first ever winner of the

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for his outstanding contribution to comedy

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No doubt about it Minxy, you are a quality sheila with quality taste (at least in jokes, but footy teams? Mmmmmmmmm, not so sure. Why not jump the fence and come over to the dark side?)
 
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