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Bad joke thread .... Volume 1

Discussion in 'Millwall' started by Minxy, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I can only edit on the posh board :(
     
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  2. MIGHTY

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    Oh ok wheres soppy bollox when you need him <laugh>
     
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  3. Minxy

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    maybe he drowned on his new keep fit regime
     
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  4. MIGHTY

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    he told me he was on a keep fit buzz, told me he runs to work behind the bus every morning said he saves a little money and gets fit <ok>

    so i told him why dont you run behind a taxi youll save even more money and get even fitter <laugh>
     
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  5. Minxy

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    Q: Why has a milking stool only got 3 legs?

    A: Because the cow's got the udder
     
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  7. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Two irishmen were looking in the job centre for work.
    They saw an advert for tree fellers.
    "That's no good", Murphy said. "There's only two of us."
     
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  8. MIGHTY

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    Paddy goes upto a policeman and says excuse me can you tell me where the other side of the road is ?
    the policeman points and says its over there mate.
    paddy says i was over there just now and someone told me it was over here,,,
     
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  9. Minxy

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    Our first ever winner of the

    "Call that a feekin joke" Cup

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    for his outstanding contribution to comedy

    brisbane-lion



     
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  10. Minxy

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    sorry for this one but it made me chuckle



    When a dwarf psychic escaped from prison



    ......... he was a small medium at large
     
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  11. OLOF

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    Racist bastard<grr>
     
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  12. Minxy

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    welcome back <smooch>

    I have just repped you & you doubled in size immediately

    .... very impressive
     
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  13. MIGHTY

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    **** me you back again <yikes>
     
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  14. OLOF

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    Thankyou Minxy, how are you Darling:emoticon-0152-heart

    come on Mucker, you know you've missed me really <ok>

    Happy New year btw<ok>
     
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  15. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    I went out with annorexic twins once. You know...2 birds one stone and all that....
     
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  16. MIGHTY

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    Happy New Year m8 <cheers>

    where ya been ? working ?
     
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  17. Minxy

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    .... all the better for seeing you :D
     
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  18. OLOF

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    The Emerald Isle mate, spent xmas and New year there, back to work today...unfortunately..oh and i've seen the OLOF holiday snap thread.....ya bastard.<laugh>

    Bless you Minxy.<rose> i only frequent this board to see you darling, but these Bermondsey bad boys will be getting jealous with you talking to a big yorkshire hunk.:emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  19. Minxy

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    I bit of competition will do them good mate :D
     
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    No doubt about it Minxy, you are a quality sheila with quality taste (at least in jokes, but footy teams? Mmmmmmmmm, not so sure. Why not jump the fence and come over to the dark side?)
     
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