he told me he was on a keep fit buzz, told me he runs to work behind the bus every morning said he saves a little money and gets fit so i told him why dont you run behind a taxi youll save even more money and get even fitter
Two irishmen were looking in the job centre for work. They saw an advert for tree fellers. "That's no good", Murphy said. "There's only two of us."
Paddy goes upto a policeman and says excuse me can you tell me where the other side of the road is ? the policeman points and says its over there mate. paddy says i was over there just now and someone told me it was over here,,,
Our first ever winner of the "Call that a feekin joke" Cup for his outstanding contribution to comedy brisbane-lion
sorry for this one but it made me chuckle When a dwarf psychic escaped from prison ......... he was a small medium at large
Thankyou Minxy, how are you Darling come on Mucker, you know you've missed me really Happy New year btw
The Emerald Isle mate, spent xmas and New year there, back to work today...unfortunately..oh and i've seen the OLOF holiday snap thread.....ya bastard. Bless you Minxy. i only frequent this board to see you darling, but these Bermondsey bad boys will be getting jealous with you talking to a big yorkshire hunk.
No doubt about it Minxy, you are a quality sheila with quality taste (at least in jokes, but footy teams? Mmmmmmmmm, not so sure. Why not jump the fence and come over to the dark side?)
