Wife has you well trainedFitting radiators today
Already painted bathroom and kitchen whilst I've been off. Glossed landing yesterday (until 11.30pm)
I never used to like Xmas pudding before now Red. That pic has changed my mind. (Bet it gets pulled by an evil nodderator)
Nipples have been pixelated, albeit by Xmas puds. It would be ok in a family newspaper such as the Daily Fail so should be OK here.
. Doesn't pass Gerrez's prudish "would it be acceptable to wear on the street" test though.