Arsenal vs Joelinton

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Oh no! Not the sad twats on general chat. Oh no.

Anyways, we're going to win on Tuesday. Then win the game after that. Then we're going to win the game after that and so on. Get the pattern here?

As for being ****, have you been in a coma for the past 3 years?

I'd say we've been **** 5.

We just picked up points while being ****.
 
Brentford, Watford, Southampton, Leeds still very much in the relegation battle.

Leicester and Everton could get sucked into it if they're not careful over the next couple of weeks.

Ok we're 20th, but in only 7 days things could look much better...
 
Brentford, Watford, Southampton, Leeds still very much in the relegation battle.

Leicester and Everton could get sucked into it if they're not careful over the next couple of weeks.

Ok we're 20th, but in only 7 days things could look much better...


They could also look a whole lot worse, which is more likely
 
They could also look a whole lot worse, which is more likely

That's true, but from what I've seen we can compete with the lesser sides. We should've beaten Watford, Brentford for example, matched leeds and saints.. I think at home we're definitely capable of beating Norwich and Burnley.
 
That's true, but from what I've seen we can compete with the lesser sides. We should've beaten Watford, Brentford for example, matched leeds and saints.. I think at home we're definitely capable of beating Norwich and Burnley.

Then from January we're going to win every game with all our star signings






















(Cowers in the corner over the nasty people in general chat)
 
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Let's beat Norwich 1st and foremost but 2 wins and all of a sudden they'll go away to a not so clever looking Leicester side thinking they can win.

Arsenal did then easier than us away from home... There is still time and the window
 
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I'm going to hazard a guess here. If every penny that every government around the world has donated/spent/contributed towards COVID vaccine research was again given to researches to develop a pissed up Schlem translation app.........How long would it take them? :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
More chance of flying to the moon.
 
I think we will win 1 of the next two games but we won't win both.

Going to have to settle for 4 points max.
 
Okay step by step instruction

Go to your local Argos and purchase an Amazon Firestick.

Go home and follow the instructions to plug this new fangled technology into the matching shaped slot in your TV. Assuming its not an old box type one.

Go to the apps menu on the screen and download an app called downloader

then search on that app for something called Bestboxtv

Once these steps are complete I will dm you with contact details of someone who will give you every movie, sports channel, and box set package on the planet for £65 a year.

No stuttering, no pop ups, just glorious viewing :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
For real you can do that kind of thing, legally? ****. What magicry is this!

in seriousness then, I’ll do that, I can definitely confirm I’ve a three pin plug on the telly, and I’m excited about looking for the other holes I can use…

I will update the Magdad once I’ve embarrassed myself in Argos. Much appreciated my technically gifted friend!
 
I'm stunned that someone as trailblazing as you, as in, turning your local co-op into a real dimension tinder app does not know what a firestick is.
I forgot that, that was my one creative day this year; every other day I’m an agricultural dullard resembling that ‘Roy Munson at the bar’ gif
 
What a load of ****. Boris has ****ed me over for the when I get back. Have to self isolate then do PCR.

mph and we got heat which is what I thought. We are down but it’s now about who eddie has in the trenches with him.
 
Brentford, Watford, Southampton, Leeds still very much in the relegation battle.

Leicester and Everton could get sucked into it if they're not careful over the next couple of weeks.

Ok we're 20th, but in only 7 days things could look much better...
For balance and probability I’m going to say in 7 days things could also look much worse.

Fact remains that we are currently the worst team in the league without a win.

Im going for it now. Next game is our most important game this season.
 
Then from January we're going to win every game with all our star signings






















(Cowers in the corner over the nasty people in general chat)
Don’t listen to them. Come here. Nasty people can only say nasty words. Sticks and stones and all that.

What are they saying? Your deluded? That’s ok. The truth hurts sometimes but don’t let it falter your unquestionable deniability of the situation we are in.

One day we will win my friend and your strong beliefs will manifest!
 
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Mind Howe is going to have to man up here and take the decision we all know is hampering us and has for quite a while. He needs to rip up the captaincy situ. Lascelles and Shelvey is an awful combo for many reasons. Regardless who made those decisions, regardless if they made them for genuine reasons, they’ve turned out to be very misguided. If he wants to turn this round, I genuinely believe that would help. Of course you worry about unsettling people you don’t want to, but I’m sure they all knew changes across the board are likely because we are failing.