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I'll say it again, this is a classic HIAG banter (or foot in mouth) thread. It beggars belief that some of you are taking it seriously and getting hot under the collar about the fact that I'm sending it up for exactly what it is. 
Now, I think you'd all do well to calm down and bit and get back to laughing at HIAG
Now, I think you'd all do well to calm down and bit and get back to laughing at HIAG
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Hoddle is a god
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Hoddle is a god
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And, yet, in an earlier posting on this thread you proclaimed that I meant every word I wrote.
So, which is it.
Do I write these threads honestly believing what I write (ie. no banter intended), or do I write them for the banter?
If the former, then you are responding to them as though they put forward serious arguments, and you are, therefore, demonstrating classic symptoms of being wound up by them.
If they are mere banter, then I cannot be "the village idiot" that you have, rather ungraciously, accused me of being, meaning that you are demonstrating classic symptoms of being wound up by my humour.
Either way, it seems to me as though you are wound up.
You do need to relax, my friend.
I'm relaxed thanks.
If you write them as serious accounts, then I am laughing at you for believing it.
If you write them as banter threads, then I am laughing at your fellow spuds for getting their knickers in a twist.
Either way, I'm a million miles from being wound up
(I think that you actually mean it when you write them, then start backtracking into humour when I point out how ludicrous some of your claims are )
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Of course I do.
Also, do you know that I am the Christmas Fairy? It's true.
Well, when I say "it's true" what I actually mean is that I believe it's true.
It isn't.
and it's even less of an 'achievement' when they actually fail to do so anyway
HIAG and some of his followers think that him writing a dozy thread full of wild speculation, bizarre predictions and inaccurate assumptions is somehow a 'wind up'. When in reality, he is just embarrassing himself with it.
The desperate lengths they'll go to to try and claim that somebody (me) is wound up by it, when anybody reading through it will see that I've been laughing at him making an idiot of himself, demonstrates just how much of a failure it is.
A good wind up doesn't need the crowd to constantly try and convince themselves into thinking the recipient has fallen for it, in fact that just shows where it's failed to do so.
Sorry to piss on your chips HIAG keep trying though, they are entertaining at least. In a kind of 'laugh at HIAG' way
The desperate lengths they'll go to to try and claim that somebody (me) is wound up by it, when anybody reading through it will see that I've been laughing at him making an idiot of himself, demonstrates just how much of a failure it is.
A good wind up doesn't need the crowd to constantly try and convince themselves into thinking the recipient has fallen for it, in fact that just shows where it's failed to do so.
Sorry to piss on your chips HIAG
keep trying though, they are entertaining at least. In a kind of 'laugh at HIAG' way 
Don't be cruel to Piskie, HIAG. Its hard enough for any Arsenal fan who have to convince themselves that spending £50m more than us in wages to get one point more over a season and a half is somehow success
I'll say it again, this is a classic HIAG banter (or foot in mouth) thread. It beggars belief that some of you are taking it seriously and getting hot under the collar about the fact that I'm sending it up for exactly what it is.
Now, I think you'd all do well to calm down and bit and get back to laughing at HIAG
Come off it Peskie, you thought this thread was HIAG being, shall we say, optimistic about our prospects, and pessimistic about yours. that is until it was pointed out to you that itwas a classic HIAG wind-up. Now you pretend that you knew that all along. Nice try, but as your earlier comments show, you swallowed the bait, hook line & sinker.
HIAG and some of his followers think that him writing a dozy thread full of wild speculation, bizarre predictions and inaccurate assumptions is somehow a 'wind up'. When in reality, he is just embarrassing himself with it.
The desperate lengths they'll go to to try and claim that somebody (me) is wound up by it, when anybody reading through it will see that I've been laughing at him making an idiot of himself, demonstrates just how much of a failure it is.
A good wind up doesn't need the crowd to constantly try and convince themselves into thinking the recipient has fallen for it, in fact that just shows where it's failed to do so.
Sorry to piss on your chips HIAG
As I think this hysterical response shows, HIAG's wind up seems to have worked rather well - on you, anyway!..
well its taken a week and now they are doing better then us again. you think people wouldnt write post like this and brag.
suddenly arsenal or getting all the luck
chelsea are looking awesome because there team plays as a team and dont care who scores
when was the last time we scored 3 goals in a game
suddenly arsenal or getting all the luck
chelsea are looking awesome because there team plays as a team and dont care who scores
when was the last time we scored 3 goals in a game
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