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Oxcanary said:
I had a friend who was asked to leave a pub because a premier league team coach was about to arrive - his response was to put a quid in the juke box and put this on ten times!
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Apparently this is known as Wyatting. Named after Robert Wyatt, the paraplegic musician and ex Soft Machine drummer. It is the habit of putting on music on pub juke boxes just to pish off the other patrons.
 
This is probably the best thread for this...

Robbie Savage, and other football twitter accounts have been reporting a fire at the Ricoh Arena...
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Turns out it's just the smoke machine being trialled ahead of a Muse gig tomorrow night. <laugh>
 
Going back to your car with bags of shopping in one hand, WHY are your cars keys ALWAYS in the the pocket of the hand carrying the bags?
Why does the weather girl come on the morning news to say, it's going to rain later, I'll have more on that in 15 minutes? <grr>
Why do I have this never ending compulsion to punch Robbie Williams? :emoticon-0146-punch
Why do you always meet another car on the narrowest section of a straight road? :emoticon-0138-think
 
ilovedelia said:
Going back to your car with bags of shopping in one hand, WHY are your cars keys ALWAYS in the the pocket of the hand carrying the bags?
Why does the weather girl come on the morning news to say, it's going to rain later, I'll have more on that in 15 minutes? <grr>
Why do I have this never ending compulsion to punch Robbie Williams? :emoticon-0146-punch
Why do you always meet another car on the narrowest section of a straight road? :emoticon-0138-think
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Why do they give you a weather forecast at 6PM and tell you what weather you have experienced in the PREVIOUS 12 hours?
If Williams goes down when you punch him, can I head butt him in the bollocks using Katie Price's head?
 
Time waits for no man, yet man waits bloody ages for a woman to get ready to go out ! <grr>


Edit - must put that on twitter <laugh>
 
redruthyella said:
Why do they give you a weather forecast at 6PM and tell you what weather you have experienced in the PREVIOUS 12 hours?
If Williams goes down when you punch him, can I head butt him in the bollocks using Katie Price's head?
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Oh he'll go down Redruth, no worries there, and after that he's all yours and Jordans!!
Head butt in the bollocks using someone else's head! Wow that's............a bit of latereal thinking there, tooo heavy for me! I just wanna thump the twat!
 
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