Area 51

[johnnywarksmoustache]

So you can hold it! After all, you'll have time on your hands won't you!

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When I go on holiday I never wear a watch or indeed any time piece whatsoever! Complete and utter freedom, bliss!

 

[Resurgam]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would he chuck?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why is Reading spelled Reading?

 

[Kent canary]

why, why, why, Delilah?

 

[ncgandy]

How come when you open a tin of evaporated milk, it's full?

 

[KIO]

Why do women blame everything on their hormones ?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why do women blame everything on their hormones ?

They just ****ING DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KIO]

They just ****ING DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

 

[gorlestongirl]

"Why is abbreviation such a long word?" C-D

So you can shorten it?

 

[KIO]

Why must you think that 'Absolutely Fabulous' was a brilliant sitcom ?

 

[redruthyella]

What is a private school? And how is it different from a public school?

 

[KIO]

Why doesn't pubic hair keep growing ?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Why do birds suddenly appear... Every time, you are near?

 

[canary-dave]

Why do birds suddenly appear... Every time, you are near?

Is it because they long to be close to you????

 

[KIO]

Who or what created the universe and why ? And if it was a 'big bang' rather than being created by a greater God, who put the gases there in the first place ?

cue farting puns

 

[canary-dave]

Who or what created the universe and why ? And if it was a 'big bang' rather than being created by a greater God, who put the gases there in the first place ?

cue farting puns

Would that be "breaking" news?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Is it because they long to be close to you????

Not with my armpits!

 

[Oxcanary]

For that matter, why does ANYTHING exist?

many suggest the problem of evil is proof that God does not exist - wasps and the problem of banality would also seem to be a likely proof

 

[Oxcanary]

Why do English people insist on using Americanisms? Actually a semi serious point (as well as an opportunity to rib our pet binner) The one that annoys me most is "Have you got a girlfriend?" - "I do"

Yes, yes, yes Warky - why do people in front of me in cafes say 'can I get a Latte' instead of ' i would like a latte'. When they say 'can I get a Latte' I inwardly scream ' no **** off ask properly'

 

[Oxcanary]

Unfortunately silly buggers born between 1966 and 1970 thought it was cool!

I had a friend who was asked to leave a pub because a premier league team coach was about to arrive - his response was to put a quid in the juke box and put this on ten times!