Are FIFA losing the plot?

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To be honest, I'm beginning to doubt that FIFA even bother taking the sexual prowess of a nation's women into considering when calculating their footballing coefficient! <doh>

They haven't a clue how to correcty oversee the footballing world.
 
The JPF said:
Glad someone shares my pain... Why the Fifa gods decided to implement a system where, on a computer break away, you can't select the player who can actually catch the striker, I will never know... All we can do is masturbate the sadness away (until Fifa use my new suggestion).
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It's about as frustrating as trying to teach Ameobi the offside rule.
 
The JPF said:
I have a few suggestions:

1. Each country could send someone (for arguments sake, let's say me) the hottest brunette female they can muster. I will then rate the nations based on, I don't know, let's say the "performance" of each girl... But before you put that potato sack over the random slag from Bigg Market and bundle her into the boot, I like classy ladies.

2. Base the rankings on a "friendly league" (where nations are divided into 1-9, 10-19, 20-29 etc etc and play mostly each other in international breaks) and then on tournament performance. That way it would pretty quickly establish the better teams, and still leave space for playing other teams for the money/diplomacy etc.

3. I like the first one best.
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Warm Pouch said:
Option 1. I think you will need some help with this task. I'll take the girls from Brazil and Sweden. Happy to help.
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The Jedi Council has instructed my to escort you on this mission for your own protection. This is a direct command from the Council itself and cannot be disobeyed.


Right then, that's the formalities out of the way. So where do I start!
 
Obi Wan said:
The Jedi Council has instructed my to escort you on this mission for your own protection. This is a direct command from the Council itself and cannot be disobeyed.


Right then, that's the formalities out of the way. So where do I start!
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I think the lady standing behind you with the angry look on her face and her arms folded and tapping her foot is about to tell you where you can start.
 
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