Mais je ne veux pas allez aux skunques, Monsieur Syd!
Zut Alors!
Sacre Bleu!
Hadaway'nshite (oops)!
Zut Alors!
Sacre Bleu!
Hadaway'nshite (oops)!

Apparently, I'm a negative influence on the dressing room with some team mates but as I'm on over £160k per week and a 5 year contract, with a £50m buy out clause, I'm staying put for now.
Us champagne charlie 'marquee signings' must stick together you know?![]()
had a call from Reidy about you
Is he looking for a clapped out 50 year old with a knackered knee and arthritis of the hips then? My one endearing feature is that I'm left footed, a rare commodity in todays game. Should I give Brucey a ring?
Well I'm young and english/italian, utterly ****e at football but that may be good for something![]()
If it's gobshites they are looking for, we ant a billion for Syd....
im being kept on as a defensive midfield mag basher, with a improved offer from Niall
I'm looking forward to seeing you up against that binafro fella rog