Another One Bites The Dust

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Some of you have already worked out that once again Scousehampton have come back to take one of our own, albeit via the alternative route of joining them via North London. They so clearly want to become us that I am now convinced their kit next season will be red and white stripes.

The new line up is now;

Keeper

Clyne. VvD. Lovren. LB

The Ox. Twat Beard. . Midfielder

Mane. . Forward

Doing The Lambert Walk

He is off to start a new career at Anfield on Monday. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

It sounds like a fabulous opportunity, but your mission, should you choose to accept it, must also include finding out if they have a ****ing scouting department and then promising us to put a virus on their computer to divert them away from St Mary’s!!! Watching your career grow from a far is quite exciting and I’m sure that I’ll end up sat in my arm chair as an old man, watching you present on Match of the Day!

Good luck Connor - I wish you every success off the pitch and that the team continue to flatter to deceive on it.

 

Treachery thy name is Conner.

 

Hot damn, is that true?

 

****ing traitorous ****. No ****ing loyalty in football anymore. Ffs Liverpool again You said you loved us you prick






























Nah good luck fella

 

Actually really proud of him. It’s a tough mission, but nobody said the life of a double-agent was easy.

He’s our own Harry Redknapp!




(Best of luck mate - it’s great watching you rise through the ranks. Well deserved.)

 

First our players and now our fans. There is no sense of loyalty other than to money.

 

Good Luck!

The best part is that Arsenal became crap once you went there Let's see if you can do the same for pool

Only joking - mwell done and congrats - Like others have said, we've sort of grown up with you on here and glad you are moving onwards and upwards in your life.

 

Who says DTLW is going there to further his career? My bet is he's on a mission to destroy Liverpool Football Club. Then we can get all our players back.


In all seriousness, good luck Connor.

 

I wish DTLW all the luck in the world as long as it is

Yeah, of course we are All grown up and happy for you

 

Good luck DTLW all the very best......I can understand why you are off to Scouse land.....After all they have mostly Saints in their team and no doubt will be after someone else next year......probably our manager after he has kept us up and plays a super brand of football...............

 

double agent DTLW.........

 

All the best Connor, I hope your career move is a brilliant success, and that your new club is a miserable failure.

 

Good luck with your new job.
Please tell Klippety to calm down a bit when they score. It’s only a game.

 

Well done Connor, you've done a great job ruining Arsenal so just keep doing whatever sabotage it is that you do when you get to Scouseland. Good luck with your fake journalism career cover story as well though, obviously

 

All the best. I hope you bring Liverpool all the luck that appointing their former defender has brought us

 

Good luck DTLW, say goodbye to your hub caps?

 

Only going for the money the ****

 

Do we at least have a ****ing sell-on?

 

Best of luck on your new mission to destroy Liverpool from within.

 

Not sure, but definitely smells like a sell-out