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Another One Bites The Dust

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by fatletiss, Mar 16, 2018.

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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

    Some of you have already worked out that once again Scousehampton have come back to take one of our own, albeit via the alternative route of joining them via North London. They so clearly want to become us that I am now convinced their kit next season will be red and white stripes.

    The new line up is now;

    Keeper

    Clyne. VvD. Lovren. LB

    The Ox. Twat Beard. . Midfielder

    Mane. . Forward

    Doing The Lambert Walk

    He is off to start a new career at Anfield on Monday. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

    It sounds like a fabulous opportunity, but your mission, should you choose to accept it, must also include finding out if they have a ****ing scouting department and then promising us to put a virus on their computer to divert them away from St Mary’s!!! Watching your career grow from a far is quite exciting and I’m sure that I’ll end up sat in my arm chair as an old man, watching you present on Match of the Day!

    Good luck Connor - I wish you every success off the pitch and that the team continue to flatter to deceive on it.

    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    fatletiss, Mar 16, 2018
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Treachery thy name is Conner.<wah>
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Mar 16, 2018
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  3. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Hot damn, is that true? :(
     
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    ----HistoryRepeating----, Mar 16, 2018
  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    ****ing traitorous ****. No ****ing loyalty in football anymore. Ffs Liverpool again <grr> You said you loved us you prick <wah>






























    Nah good luck fella <ok>
     
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  5. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Actually really proud of him. It’s a tough mission, but nobody said the life of a double-agent was easy.

    He’s our own Harry Redknapp!




    (Best of luck mate - it’s great watching you rise through the ranks. Well deserved.)
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Mar 16, 2018
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  6. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    First our players and now our fans. There is no sense of loyalty other than to money.
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Mar 16, 2018
  7. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Good Luck!

    The best part is that Arsenal became crap once you went there ;) Let's see if you can do the same for pool :)

    Only joking - mwell done and congrats - Like others have said, we've sort of grown up with you on here and glad you are moving onwards and upwards in your life.
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Mar 16, 2018
  8. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member
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    Who says DTLW is going there to further his career? My bet is he's on a mission to destroy Liverpool Football Club. Then we can get all our players back. :bandit:


    In all seriousness, good luck Connor. <ok>
     
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    tomw24, Mar 16, 2018
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I wish DTLW all the luck in the world as long as it is
    Yeah, of course we areo_O All grown up and happy for youo_O
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Mar 16, 2018
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  10. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Good luck DTLW all the very best......I can understand why you are off to Scouse land.....After all they have mostly Saints in their team and no doubt will be after someone else next year......probably our manager after he has kept us up and plays a super brand of football...............
     
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  11. saintrick

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    double agent DTLW.........:bandit:
     
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  12. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    All the best Connor, I hope your career move is a brilliant success, and that your new club is a miserable failure. <ok>
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Mar 16, 2018
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  13. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Good luck with your new job.
    Please tell Klippety to calm down a bit when they score. It’s only a game.
     
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  14. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Well done Connor, you've done a great job ruining Arsenal so just keep doing whatever sabotage it is that you do when you get to Scouseland. Good luck with your fake journalism career cover story as well though, obviously ;)
     
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  15. SaintinNZ

    SaintinNZ Well-Known Member

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    All the best. I hope you bring Liverpool all the luck that appointing their former defender has brought us
     
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    SaintinNZ, Mar 16, 2018
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    Dell Boy Well-Known Member

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    Good luck DTLW, say goodbye to your hub caps?
     
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    Dell Boy, Mar 16, 2018
  17. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Only going for the money the ****
     
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    Saintmagic, Mar 16, 2018
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  18. Schad

    Schad Well-Known Member

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    Do we at least have a ****ing sell-on?
     
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    Schad, Mar 16, 2018
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    VocalMinority Well-Known Member

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    Best of luck on your new mission to destroy Liverpool from within.
     
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    VocalMinority, Mar 16, 2018
  20. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Not sure, but definitely smells like a sell-out
     
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    fatletiss, Mar 16, 2018
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