Here is a very useful map showing where the Proclaimers are prepared to walk to.
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Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
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Footballer sent off for farting
Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde told the paper: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”
http://gu.com/p/4mfa3?
Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde told the paper: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”
http://gu.com/p/4mfa3?
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In case you're interested, Hull actor Barrie Rutter, on Desert Island Discs...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07gcvms
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07gcvms
This sort of stuff is absolutely mind-boggling. My imagination isn't anywhere near taking it all in.
The driver died yesterday driving the same car while the vehicle was on autopilot. The car's system failed to spot a tractor ahead.
My wife was trying to be sexy last night. She lay on the bed licking a lollypop and then started slowly sliding it in and out of her pussy. I said, "steady love, you'll need that to see the kids across the road in the morning."
The wife walked in last night, took her bra off and with a cheeky wink said, "suck my titties".
"**** off!" I said, "They've been on the floor."
My wife calls my penis "The Firework." Not because it lights up her evening, but because she likes to keep it at arms length since it went off in her face that one time.
The wife walked in last night, took her bra off and with a cheeky wink said, "suck my titties".
"**** off!" I said, "They've been on the floor."
My wife calls my penis "The Firework." Not because it lights up her evening, but because she likes to keep it at arms length since it went off in her face that one time.
Headlines. Nicked from the Watford board.
http://www.not606.com/threads/headline-writers-long-may-they-live.326400/page-2#post-9442019
http://www.not606.com/threads/headline-writers-long-may-they-live.326400/page-2#post-9442019
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Secular - the shape of the Queens wheels
Shingles - tennis with Sean Connery
Fairy - what cats feel like to a scouser
Countryside- killing Piers Morgan
Secular - the shape of the Queens wheels
Shingles - tennis with Sean Connery
Fairy - what cats feel like to a scouser
Countryside- killing Piers Morgan
Sport Unites All - A brilliant advert for the Rio Olympics...
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Hahaha that's wrong on so many levels, but also at the same time, quite accurate.
If the guy on the moped had been anyone else, the cops woulda kicked the **** out of him and taken the wallet.
They missed a golden opportunity to show the zika virus too.
Shame the **** they promise before and after these events never materialises, especially in the countries that really could use it.
I saw a good one in Nigeria once. Headline was " Fatal accident" Fortunately no one was killed.