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I was at a bit of a loose end this morning so I decided to go back and categorise every post on this site since 2021. This is what I found…

Posts relating to Hull City 31%

Posts relating to other footballing matters 13%

Posts that aim to help or support others 6%

Humorous posts 14%

Music Posts 3%

Complete and utter ****ing drivel 33%



































Obviously I haven’t really done this; I’ve just made the figures up but I bet I’m not far off with my estimation.
 
I was at a bit of a loose end this morning so I decided to go back and categorise every post on this site since 2021. This is what I found…

Posts relating to Hull City 31%

Posts relating to other footballing matters 13%

Posts that aim to help or support others 6%

Humorous posts 14%

Music Posts 3%

Complete and utter ****ing drivel 33%



































Obviously I haven’t really done this; I’ve just made the figures up but I bet I’m not far off with my estimation.
33.1% now :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
I was at a bit of a loose end this morning so I decided to go back and categorise every post on this site since 2021. This is what I found…

Posts relating to Hull City 31%

Posts relating to other footballing matters 13%

Posts that aim to help or support others 6%

Humorous posts 14%

Music Posts 3%

Complete and utter ****ing drivel 33%



































Obviously I haven’t really done this; I’ve just made the figures up but I bet I’m not far off with my estimation.
If you're going to have drivel best to have complete and utter ****ing drivel. :emoticon-0138-think


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Well well well


Volodymyr Zelenskyy has proposed a possible peace plan to end the war in Ukraine, saying he is willing to work “constructively” under Donald Trump’s “strong leadership” and to sign a deal giving the US access to his country’s mineral wealth.

In an attempt to mend fences with Washington after Trump abruptly suspended supplies of military aid, Zelenskyy said on Tuesday he was “ready to come to the negotiating table as soon as possible”.
 
Well well well


Volodymyr Zelenskyy has proposed a possible peace plan to end the war in Ukraine, saying he is willing to work “constructively” under Donald Trump’s “strong leadership” and to sign a deal giving the US access to his country’s mineral wealth.

In an attempt to mend fences with Washington after Trump abruptly suspended supplies of military aid, Zelenskyy said on Tuesday he was “ready to come to the negotiating table as soon as possible”.

What a fanny!!!!!
 
Well well well


Volodymyr Zelenskyy has proposed a possible peace plan to end the war in Ukraine, saying he is willing to work “constructively” under Donald Trump’s “strong leadership” and to sign a deal giving the US access to his country’s mineral wealth.

In an attempt to mend fences with Washington after Trump abruptly suspended supplies of military aid, Zelenskyy said on Tuesday he was “ready to come to the negotiating table as soon as possible”.

What does "well well well" mean?
 
A chicken farmer went to the local bar

He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.”

“What a coincidence,” said the farmer, who added, “It is a special day for me I'm celebrating”

“It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!” said the woman.

“What a coincidence.” said the farmer.

While they toasted, the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant.”

“What a coincidence,” said the man

“I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”

“This is awesome,” said the woman

“What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster,” he said.

The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence”
 
A chicken farmer went to the local bar

He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.”

“What a coincidence,” said the farmer, who added, “It is a special day for me I'm celebrating”

“It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!” said the woman.

“What a coincidence.” said the farmer.

While they toasted, the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant.”

“What a coincidence,” said the man

“I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”

“This is awesome,” said the woman

“What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster,” he said.

The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence”

Change the word rooster to cock.
 
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