Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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Young lad stacking shelves in Tesco.
Fella comes in, 'I'd like half a cauliflower please'.

lad: Sorry, we only sell whole ones.
fella: Well, go and ask your manager right away.

lad: Boss, pillock out there wants to buy half a cauliflower.
Looks around and the fella's standing behind him...
lad: And this chap here, has volunteered to buy the other half.

boss: No problem, go ahead then.

Later in the day,
boss: I thought you did well back there son, very smart thinking, where are you from?
lad: Cardiff, but I didn't like it, full of prostitutes and rugby players.
boss: My wife's from Cardiff.
lad: Oh, and what position does she play?
 
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dennisboothstash said:
I’ll show my arse in Binn’s window if there’s an area of Texas with streets mainly named after Football League teams…and I’ll show my arse in Gillingham if there’s a street named after where I plan to show my arse first time!!!

…oh :emoticon-0104-surpr
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Can’t see Binns Window on there, so you’re safe.
 
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