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Oooh, ooh. An excuse for an old joke.

A bloke from Scunthorpe walked in on his daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber.

"You filthy bitch" he says. "I was going to eat that later, and now it'll taste of cucumber".
 
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The man was heard screaming from a distance by people outside near the South African city of Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly eliminated their prey and had already eaten most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

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The man was heard screaming from a distance by people outside near the South African city of Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly eliminated their prey and had already eaten most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

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Breaks your heart doesn’t it









he he
 
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The man was heard screaming from a distance by people outside near the South African city of Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly eliminated their prey and had already eaten most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

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Wheres the pic
 
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The man was heard screaming from a distance by people outside near the South African city of Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly eliminated their prey and had already eaten most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

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Serves the ****er right.
Lion 1 arsehole 0.
 
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The man was heard screaming from a distance by people outside near the South African city of Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly eliminated their prey and had already eaten most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

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You have to admire the courage of people who dare to take on a lion with nothing other than a high powered rifle to help them, don’t you?
 
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The man was heard screaming from a distance by people outside near the South African city of Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly eliminated their prey and had already eaten most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

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Lions would've got a decent feed out of that fat bastard.