Tell you what Kemps, when you go down to the flames of Hell, save me a seat with a toasting fork and i'll let you know if it happened.
Oooh, ooh. An excuse for an old joke. A bloke from Scunthorpe walked in on his daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber. "You filthy bitch" he says. "I was going to eat that later, and now it'll taste of cucumber".
The man was heard screaming from a distance by people outside near the South African city of Phalaborwa. But the lions quickly eliminated their prey and had already eaten most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.
You have to admire the courage of people who dare to take on a lion with nothing other than a high powered rifle to help them, don’t you?
