Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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You can chose? Going back to the original story, as the couple browsed through the pictures, which one of them said, "this one"?
The whole thing beggars belief.

Is that how it works? They get a picture? That's a bit unfair on the "less photogenic" people.

I'll plump for "the husband chose" though.
 
You offer a room to a specific person, so you can choose a shot putter or stunner as you wish.

Oh really? I guess that's why my mate has ended up with a 23 year old Ukrainian lass living in his house. I do hope he behaves, the lad's got form!
 
You've got to feel sorry for parents these days. They've got to explain all about the birds and the bees, the birds and the birds, the bees and the bees, the birds that used to be bees that still like birds, the bees that used to be birds that actually prefer bees, the birds that have stripes like a bee but can't make up their mind whether they are a bird or a bee and the bees that now look like birds but still have a little prick.