Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[DMD]

Nowt to laugh about: But this one's a humdinger...

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I reckon it could function as one at least.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

I would've hope I could have come up with a quantum physics joke, but I'm thick.

There are 3 types of people in this world.

Those who understand quantum physics

Those who do not understand quantum physics.

And those who both simultaneously do and do not understand quantum physics.





Rolling in the ****ing aisles.


Or not.


Or both.





Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One.


That's two to change the bulb and the third one to normalise the particle wave signature.





I'm here all week.

Or I'm not.

Or I am and I aren't at the same time.

 

[tigerscanada]

I reckon it could function as one at least.

It's only funny if you differentiate between the cat and the mouse. Why he didn't integrate the mouse into the equation remains a black hole, with an inevitable event horizon.

 

[DMD]

It's only funny if you differentiate between the cat and the mouse. Why he didn't integrate the mouse into the equation remains a black hole, with an inevitable event horizon.

Ah, but if he used both, the cat would make sure the mouse was part of a division.

 

[tigerscanada]

Ah, but if he used both, the cat would make sure the mouse was part of a division.

Now my brane hurts.

 

[spesupersydera]

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[Mr Hatem]

There are 3 types of people in this world.

Those who understand quantum physics

Those who do not understand quantum physics.

And those who both simultaneously do and do not understand quantum physics.





Rolling in the ****ing aisles.


Or not.


Or both.





Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One.


That's two to change the bulb and the third one to normalise the particle wave signature.





I'm here all week.

Or I'm not.

Or I am and I aren't at the same time.

Your jokes are both unfunny and funny.

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Your jokes are both unfunny and funny.

Not sure whether that's complimentary or uncomplimentary??

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

BBC Radio 1 BANS presenters from playing uncensored version of Christmas favourite Fairytale of New York because of its 'offensive language'

oh FFS this ****ing world has gone mental

 

[DMD]

BBC Radio 1 BANS presenters from playing uncensored version of Christmas favourite Fairytale of New York because of its 'offensive language'

oh FFS this ****ing world has gone mental

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[originallambrettaman]

Bit of an exaggeration on this story, there's always been a radio edit available (recorded at the same time) that says 'haggard' instead of '***got', I doubt would even notice which version was being played. Radio One has decided to play the edit due to the amount of kids who listen, Radio Two and Six will still play the most well known version.

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[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Olivers Army by Elvis Costello also has an edit but some radio stations just omit the full verse.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Olivers Army by Elvis Costello also has an edit but some radio stations just omit the full verse.

I know Mersey Thames and the Tyne!!! Ffs no humber or Hull
Disgusting and rightly not played

 

[Kempton]

Olivers Army by Elvis Costello also has an edit but some radio stations just omit the full verse.

Only takes one itchy trigger....

 

[originallambrettaman]

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[TryfanTyger]

I know Mersey Thames and the Tyne!!! Ffs no humber or Hull
Disgusting and rightly not played

Saw Elvis at Brid Spa he swapped Humber for Thames

 

[AlRawdah]

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I notice Fox doesn’t get much action on Gogglebox these days. Think I’ve discovered why!

 

[DMD]

I notice Fox doesn’t get much action on Gogglebox these days. Think I’ve discovered why!

I thought the reasons why were well known, but I'll not explain as I'd prefer to not break the no politics rule.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

BBC Radio 1 BANS presenters from playing uncensored version of Christmas favourite Fairytale of New York because of its 'offensive language'

oh FFS this ****ing world has gone mental

Tell me about. My mate Person Personperson was forced to change his name from Guy Chapman.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

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