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I tell ya what boils my piss...





Urinating in a kettle. Switching it on and waiting for the auto cut-off to function correctly.





Meks a ****e cup of tea mind.

Even if you do put the ****ing milk in first.



You need at least 4 sugars to mek it palatable.




Weird. (Spelt rite).
 
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That was an era of natural selection known as the comfy coot eon.

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Not to be confused with this era...comfy couch eon !

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The settings on my new car stereo are awesome. I adjusted it to 'live' and...




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I know these bastard noises - it's an age thing, ''involuntary sounds on rising'' ........ all these youngsters mocking, think on ...... its coming your way eventually <laugh>
When picking something up off the floor, my 4 year old nephew started mimicking those same noises I made.

He wasn't taking the piss, I think he thought that was what you were supposed to do <laugh>