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I watched one of these tiny things this morning.

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Reminds me of this poem.

I woke up early one morning, the earth lay cool and still.
When suddenly a tiny bird perched upon my window sill.
He sang a song so lovely,so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles began to slip away.
He sang of far off places,of laughter and of fun,
it seemed his very trilling brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers, crept slowly out of bed,
then gently shut the window and crushed his ****ing head.
I'm not a morning person.
 
Telly Savalas on his way to Gwenap...pretty much

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My new putter, sad innit.

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Despite being an old traditionalist, I think that's a nice looking thing - I packed in playing a few years ago after doing the rotator in my left shoulder, flogged all my clubs after a few years but couldn't bring myself to sell my putter, a Ping Anser, that I'd picked up at a car boot - after years of chopping and changing putters it became ''the one'' that helped my improve my scores dramatically. I still have it, not for playing golf like, it's down the side of the bed ready to twat any ****er burgling my house with <ok>