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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Beautiful.
     
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  2. DMD

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    Reminds me of this poem.

    I woke up early one morning, the earth lay cool and still.
    When suddenly a tiny bird perched upon my window sill.
    He sang a song so lovely,so carefree and so gay,
    that slowly all my troubles began to slip away.
    He sang of far off places,of laughter and of fun,
    it seemed his very trilling brought up the morning sun.
    I stirred beneath the covers, crept slowly out of bed,
    then gently shut the window and crushed his ****ing head.
    I'm not a morning person.
     
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  3. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    Nice clip Stan, but was I the only sicko that was expecting a moggy to come crashing down on the poor little ****er?
     
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  4. The greengrocer

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    I think there’s a vid out there of a child throwing a bird up and the pet dog or cat catches it in its mouth and scarpers! Someone clever might find it <laugh>
     
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  5. DMD

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  6. Des Head

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    Or DMD...
     
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  7. dennisboothstash

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    Telly Savalas on his way to Gwenap...pretty much



     
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  8. Dr. Stanley

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  9. DMD

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  10. LeftSaidFred

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    My new putter, sad innit.

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  11. spesupersydera

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    Despite being an old traditionalist, I think that's a nice looking thing - I packed in playing a few years ago after doing the rotator in my left shoulder, flogged all my clubs after a few years but couldn't bring myself to sell my putter, a Ping Anser, that I'd picked up at a car boot - after years of chopping and changing putters it became ''the one'' that helped my improve my scores dramatically. I still have it, not for playing golf like, it's down the side of the bed ready to twat any ****er burgling my house with <ok>
     
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  12. Ron Burguvdy

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    Yeah, but, not quite ...
     
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  13. LeftSaidFred

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    Seriously, WTF!!
     
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  14. Howden Tigress

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    Awe, friends in need, proof you can rely on animals!!

     
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  15. Des Head

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  16. Ron Burguvdy

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    Southerners when they come up North for the first time
     
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  17. dennisboothstash

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    In the 60’s Hull blokes had serious wood!

     
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  18. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ooh Fletcher's in the background, had a weakness for their savoury sausage rolls back in the day ~ I've probably got dormant CJD with the 'contents' back in then ...
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

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    I love looking out on my back garden when it's snow covered. It's the only time it's as good as the ****ing poncy neighbours
     
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  20. DMD

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    Sshhh...you ain'the seen me, right.

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