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You have to be careful feeding them brewers grain, they can get bloated and if it gets to the point when you need to puncture them with a penknife, by **** does it stink when you do.

Aye, been there, done that. Although I'd always try a length of hose orally first and if that doesn't work, then use a hypodermic needle rather than a penknife.
 
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Aye, been there, done that. Although I'd always try a length of hose orally first and if that doesn't work, then use a hypodermic needle rather than a penknife.

Errr...
It's nice to see you so open about your bedroom activities I suppose. Your username is starting to make sense at least
 
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