Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[DMD]

Police are looking for a man who has tried to stab 48 people in the arse with knitting needles over past couple of days. Police believe he may be following a pattern.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Police are looking for a man who has tried to stab 48 people in the arse with knitting needles over past couple of days. Police believe he may be following a pattern.

I'm in stitches.

 

[Barchullona]

Police are looking for a man who has tried to stab 48 people in the arse with knitting needles over past couple of days. Police believe he may be following a pattern.

That's a purler.

 

[DMD]

That's a purler.

I wondered if anyone would get all crochety.

 

[Chilton's Hundreds]

I wondered if anyone would get all crochety.

Or get the needle...

 

[DMD]

Or get the needle...

Pfft, you're just spinning a yarn.

 

[balkan tiger]

Whoever deleted the posts from here should delete it all or nothing.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Whoever deleted the posts from here should delete it all or nothing.

All political posts will be deleted.

 

[balkan tiger]

Whoever deleted the posts from here should delete it all or nothing.

that was quick, thank you.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

All political posts will be deleted.

Good decision

 

[DMD]

All political posts will be deleted.

I can't be the only one that read that in the voice of a Dr Who cyberman.

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[Fez]

Good decision

More than a tad hypocritical considering that you made the initial post and followed it up with your normal vitriol.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

More than a tad hypocritical considering that you made the initial post and followed it up with your normal vitriol.

Fez in trying to goad posters into an arguement, shocker.

 

[Fez]

Fez in trying to goad posters into an arguement, shocker.

Not at all,Chazz, as you don't need goading; just stating the fact of it to you. Quite happy to leave it there, just thought the hypocrisy worthy of note.

 

[C'mon ref]

Police are looking for a man who has tried to stab 48 people in the arse with knitting needles over past couple of days. Police believe he may be following a pattern.

Think I will add you to the comedians thread

 

[DMD]

Chazz and Fez were arguing at the bus stop when the bus pulled up. The driver opened the doors and asked if they were getting on. Chazz said, "No, he's a twat".

 

[DMD]

I went to the dog rescue centre last night.



Or a singles bar as it's better known.

 

[DMD]

I got invited on the Jeremy Kyle show, to prove I wasn't the notorious thief my family made me out to be. I took a lie detector test. I got 50 quid for it at Cash Converters.

 

[DMD]

My wife accused me of doing nothing around the house"

Well excuse me!

But who pissed that skid mark off the toilet then?"

 

[Fez]

Chazz and Fez were arguing at the bus stop when the bus pulled up. The driver opened the doors and asked if they were getting on. Chazz said, "No, he's a twat".

Aye, he would ...


... then deny it later.