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Police are looking for a man who has tried to stab 48 people in the arse with knitting needles over past couple of days. Police believe he may be following a pattern.
 
Police are looking for a man who has tried to stab 48 people in the arse with knitting needles over past couple of days. Police believe he may be following a pattern.

Think I will add you to the comedians thread :emoticon-0110-tongu
 
Chazz and Fez were arguing at the bus stop when the bus pulled up. The driver opened the doors and asked if they were getting on. Chazz said, "No, he's a twat".
 
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I went to the dog rescue centre last night.



Or a singles bar as it's better known.
 
I got invited on the Jeremy Kyle show, to prove I wasn't the notorious thief my family made me out to be. I took a lie detector test. I got 50 quid for it at Cash Converters.
 
Chazz and Fez were arguing at the bus stop when the bus pulled up. The driver opened the doors and asked if they were getting on. Chazz said, "No, he's a twat".

<laugh> Aye, he would ...


... then deny it later. <whistle>
 
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