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DMD said:
I really can't imagine which poster is liable to come to mind when you read this.

It IS a real Act. The full story is quite clever IMHO.


Texas anti-masturbation bill moves closer to becoming law.

Under the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission'

A bill that would see Texas men fined $100 (£82) for masturbating has taken a step closer to becoming law after it received its first reading in the state’s House of Representatives.

Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities.

Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”





http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...ca-farrar-house-bill-4260-man-s-a7669866.html
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$100??? They've seen them coming.
 
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I've not seen this one before. Risky business, given the guy could have been on his way to Queens Car Park, <yikes>

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A bit 'off piste' but has anyone any ideas how to kill Ivy off. I've tried pouring undiluted Glyfos at the root but northing has seemed to stop it... Help appreciated.
 
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A bit 'off piste' but has anyone any ideas how to kill Ivy off. I've tried pouring undiluted Glyfos at the root but northing has seemed to stop it... Help appreciated.
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Arrh, got ya. It was the capital I that led me in the wrong direction.

When i got rid of ours i got a bloke to cut it right back to the trunk.

Either that or dig the roots out.
 
TIGERSCAVE said:
A bit 'off piste' but has anyone any ideas how to kill Ivy off. I've tried pouring undiluted Glyfos at the root but northing has seemed to stop it... Help appreciated.
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David Brown Automotive are making 100 brand new minis, based on the original design, but with a fully modern spec.

They'll cost £75-100k. <yikes>

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If he keeps up the practice, this lad will soon be as good as me.

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originallambrettaman said:
David Brown Automotive are making 100 brand new minis, based on the original design, but with a fully modern spec.

They'll cost £75-100k. <yikes>

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Love it, but that sat nav really spoils the dash.
 
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