Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

$100??? They've seen them coming.

 

I've not seen this one before. Risky business, given the guy could have been on his way to Queens Car Park,

 

He would have been in bother if it was Polly's.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hillip-Schofield-Holly-Willoughby-tattoo.html

 

A bit 'off piste' but has anyone any ideas how to kill Ivy off. I've tried pouring undiluted Glyfos at the root but northing has seemed to stop it... Help appreciated.

 

German based hit squad followed by a Belgium clean up team.

Pricy but no one will ever know.

 

Arrh, got ya. It was the capital I that led me in the wrong direction.

When i got rid of ours i got a bloke to cut it right back to the trunk.

Either that or dig the roots out.

 

Ernie's right, but what the **** has she done?

 

She cut Gail out of the will as I remember, for changing the kids name to Platt.

 

It'll just keep coming back.

 

epic fail...

 

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Mourinho has promised fans they will be in a major European contest next year
, even if he has to write the song himself.

 

Nicking that one Kemps.

 

If he keeps up the practice, this lad will soon be as good as me.

 

Love it, but that sat nav really spoils the dash.

 

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I'm not having that, there's no way he did that **** for real