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  1. rovertiger

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    Can you imagine the poor buggers greeting guests and having to ask "Anyone for the Golden Showers event?" <laugh>
     
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    I've tried to order the 'bottom' one but of the 78 they had left an hour ago,78 have been ordered and despatched to Hull postcodes:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    I say I say that boys sick I tell ya


    Supermarket worker killed 15 chickens by having sex with them
    Shane Waters, who also had sex with his pet dog, said 'sorry' to the chickens after the intercourse
    A supermarket stock checker who had sex with several chickens and his own pet dog has been jailed for his sick crimes.

    Shane Waters, 40, was jailed for 30 months on Friday and has been banned from owning animals for life as a result of his "sordid" sexual abuse.

    Burnley Crown Court had heard how Waters had previous convictions for abusing horses in the late 1990s and in 2016, LancsLive reports.

    The court was told 15 chickens had been killed as a result of being sexually abused by Waters.

    Judge Sara Dodd said the case was "as unusual as it is disturbing" as she handed down the sentence.

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    The dead birds had been discovered by a horrified farmer in the chicken shed at Lower Holker Farm in Accrington on September 19.

    Fearing "something sexual" had happened to them, he checked CCTV and called in the RSPCA.

    Footage showed Waters prowling around the farm before leaving the barn at 11.40pm.

    He was arrested on September 23 and told officers: "I need help. I know what I have done. I just get these urges."
     
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  4. Ric Glasgow

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    Absolutely fowl!!!!
     
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    Clucking hell..!!!!!!!
     
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    The additional audio description setting on the tv makes for some interesting entertainment
     
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  7. rovertiger

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    Whole new meaning to finger licking good
     
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    Hahahahaha:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  10. Ric Glasgow

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    Seriously though and all kidding aside!! This ****ing cretin has history with horses,chickens and his own dog FFS.He's seriously worth a watch on release,what if he turns to kids???He needs castrating!!!!
     
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    Agree with you mate, his only redeeming factor is he's an animal lover.
     
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    GUFFAW!
     
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  13. Chazz Rheinhold

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    The Godfather 2 on sky Atlantic now
    Superb
     
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    It seems the illustrious 'leaders' have never really held the respect of the people, as this carving, that dates from 1410 shows. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    Former Cologne city conservator Ulrich Krings said that the history behind the statue is actually not as complicated as some might want to believe and it was just a widely popular motif during Medieval times.

    Krings said: “It was about virtually showing their arse to the authorities.

    “With crudely displayed sexuality they wanted to show that they couldn't care less about the morals or even the public order of the authorities."

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    Full moon on display.
     
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    Or couldn't find a girlfr... sorry partner to give him a bj
     
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    Ol Dirty Bastard reckons Eddie Murphy taught him to how to do that back at the house.
     
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