I would imagine the residents of Halifax are rightly pissed off for being overlooked. Alan Johnson - decent man. https://eastbynortheast.co.uk/the-m...lifax-and-why-you-would-have-feared-all-three
Bloke starting a zoo wrote to the animal supplier, Dear Sir, please send me 2 mongooses, mongeese?, mongii?, err... Dear Sir, please send me a mongoose. On second thoughts make it 2. The old ones not always the best.
Dougie Brown on the comedians. his other great joke was the parrot and the plumber gag Still makes me laugh now Who is it??
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-cave-grand-central-station-mta-employees-b579082.html