Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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Bloke starting a zoo wrote to the animal supplier,

Dear Sir, please send me 2 *****oses, mongeese?, mongii?, err...

Dear Sir, please send me a *****ose. On second thoughts make it 2.

The old ones not always the best. <sorry>
Dougie Brown on the comedians.

his other great joke was the parrot and the plumber gag
Still makes me laugh now
Who is it??
 
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