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It's essentially me and the Missus on a Sunday morning.









I'm the cat obviously.
Was thinking exactly the same <laugh>

Now bear with me here, if it comes of it will give you a laugh.

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...and then horrify her by licking it off
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Now bear with me here, if it comes of it will give you a laugh.

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...and then horrify her by licking it off
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That's a bit risky, there might be a real "follow through" mixed in with the chocolate.
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Now bear with me here, if it comes of it will give you a laugh.

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Think he may have got the idea from the lovely Kate Beckinsale
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who would be more than welcome to remove the offending article from me in the way you suggest!
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...and then horrify her by licking it off
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How the **** can you get halfway through the day without noticing you have a lump of chocolate (or a lump of anything for that matter) stuck between your bum cheeks?
 
How the **** can you get halfway through the day without noticing you have a lump of chocolate (or a lump of anything for that matter) stuck between your bum cheeks?
Well it will melt so shouldn't be a lump! But can't imagine how someone wouldn't even notice the melted chocolate. But I'll make an effort to imagine it in Kate's case.
 
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