RoversThe dog clearly isn’t a fan![]()
RoversThe dog clearly isn’t a fan![]()
Farts and kittens...it's got the lot.
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Priceless.Priceless.
Was thinking exactly the sameIt's essentially me and the Missus on a Sunday morning.
I'm the cat obviously.

Was thinking exactly the same![]()
Mz Kempton is more than a match for Ernie's missus, trust meYou both get pissed off by Mrs Shackleton’s farting?![]()
It's essentially me and the Missus on a Sunday morning.
I'm the cat obviously.
Was thinking exactly the same![]()
That's a bit risky, there might be a real "follow through" mixed in with the chocolate.Now bear with me here, if it comes of it will give you a laugh.
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Now bear with me here, if it comes of it will give you a laugh.
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Think he may have got the idea from the lovely Kate BeckinsaleYou must log in or register to see mediawho would be more than welcome to remove the offending article from me in the way you suggest!
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Who mentions halfway through the day??How the **** can you get halfway through the day without noticing you have a lump of chocolate (or a lump of anything for that matter) stuck between your bum cheeks?
Well it will melt so shouldn't be a lump! But can't imagine how someone wouldn't even notice the melted chocolate. But I'll make an effort to imagine it in Kate's case.How the **** can you get halfway through the day without noticing you have a lump of chocolate (or a lump of anything for that matter) stuck between your bum cheeks?
Or better.... imagine it between Kate's buttocks....Well it will melt so shouldn't be a lump! But can't imagine how someone wouldn't even notice the melted chocolate. But I'll make an effort to imagine it in Kate's case.
That's what I meant!Or better.... imagine it between Kate's buttocks....