Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

I don't imagine Massimo Osti would have been very happy to see the massive cash in that Stone Island is these days

 

And the most favourable time to commit a crime is...

 

****ing disgraceful. Although it makes our protests look a bit tame.

 

I know it shouldn't but this made me laugh so much.

"Oh hey, let's go for a wander around this safari park on foot with these cheetahs. They're probably not dangerous and really slow." Brilliant.

 

That was genuinely scary. ****ing hell

 

Oh yeah, I bet they **** their pants but who doesn't know that it's dangerous to get out of your car in a safari park? And the mum at the end is just pissed off that these wild animals had the audacity to try and eat her kid. They are so lucky and I hope they learned their lesson, but I wouldn't bet on it. Proper stupid parents.

 

How the **** do you reach adulthood, learn to drive, conceive a child, keep it alive until the age of three and yet still not know that doing that was a bad idea?

 

I just don't know. I think that's why I find it funny. Baffling.

 

Could have been up for a Darwin award on another day.

 

Quite amusing that he clearly thought '**** it, you can eat her and the kid first' as he's doing a Usain Bolt way out in front of them back to the car

 

"You don't have to outrun a cheetah, you only have to outrun your wife"

 

Clarkson ****ing the job up early on then.

 

More football hooligans masquerading as fans of other sports to cause trouble

If they’d been sat down none of this would have happened

 

I was hoping that ginners wig might fall off.

 

Don't think I've got the hang of this internet thing yet. I thought the video was going to be of a cheetah waving one of it's babies at the human things, saying in cheetah language, if you don't get back in your car, you're taking this cheetah brat home with you.