1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    58,295
    Likes Received:
    55,791
    I was offered the choice of a long memory or a long penis when I was young.

    I forget what I chose...
     
    #5281
  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    68,416
    Likes Received:
    60,203
    please log in to view this image
     
    #5282
  3. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2011
    Messages:
    14,463
    Likes Received:
    19,576
  4. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    13,068
    Likes Received:
    4,942
    The perfect companion for Mr Bob.

     
    #5284
  5. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2011
    Messages:
    23,272
    Likes Received:
    37,859
    Lucky (bar) steward!
     
    #5285
    Ron Burguvdy likes this.
  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    68,416
    Likes Received:
    60,203
    Do these guys want to be seen or not?

    please log in to view this image
     
    #5286
    dennisboothstash likes this.
  7. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    13,068
    Likes Received:
    4,942
    Irish regiment?
     
    #5287
  8. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2011
    Messages:
    23,272
    Likes Received:
    37,859
    What guys?
    The ones who own all those jackets floating in mid air?
     
    #5288
    DMD likes this.
  9. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2011
    Messages:
    2,655
    Likes Received:
    912
    All rather amusing, not, this is the whimsical side of robotics but the advancements in the technology is far more scary, the military won't discuss it, and as the guy in the video said, in 20 years we will all have some kind of robotic interaction. I don't think anyone gives a second glance to the robots that have been in our factories for an age, but they are 'dumb' in the sense that they are programmed to do one particular function, repetitively. But we have moved on from that to robots who can actually think, and act on those thoughts. Drones are airborne robots but are already being used for nefarious actions, my grandson watches Power Rangers, I suspect that in years to come those cartoons will become a real option.
     
    #5289
    balkan tiger likes this.
  10. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2013
    Messages:
    16,705
    Likes Received:
    13,151
    Can I have one but without the artificial intelligence please?
     
    #5290

  11. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    11,209
    Likes Received:
    17,418
    I already have one, it’s called a wife
     
    #5291
  12. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2013
    Messages:
    16,705
    Likes Received:
    13,151
    Hope for your sake she doesn't read this SW3 :emoticon-0100-smile
     
    #5292
    SW3 Chelsea Tiger and Mr Hatem like this.
  13. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    13,068
    Likes Received:
    4,942
    She read it and he now lives in the shed.
     
    #5293
    Plum likes this.
  14. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    111,606
    Likes Received:
    75,777
    please log in to view this image
     
    #5294
  15. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    13,068
    Likes Received:
    4,942
    Garry Monk: Birmingham City boss pays for fan's tattoo of his face

    https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44040696

    The City boss stumped up £80 to help Kevin Tomlinson keep his promise to get Monk's face tattooed on his backside if Birmingham could beat the Cottagers.
     
    #5295
  16. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    111,606
    Likes Received:
    75,777
    please log in to view this image
     
    #5296
  17. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    111,606
    Likes Received:
    75,777
    Enid Blyton's worst book...

    please log in to view this image
     
    #5297
  18. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2012
    Messages:
    29,658
    Likes Received:
    14,739
    Last week a lady in the next road was broken into and her jewellery stolen. The police as usual gave her a crime number and didn't hold out any hope of catching who was responsible. A neighbour had a look at his CCTV and caught a youth going through his garden into hers. At the weekend that youth was admitted to A and E with broken ribs and fingers. Obviously a coincedence.
     
    #5298
  19. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2011
    Messages:
    22,775
    Likes Received:
    21,592
  20. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2011
    Messages:
    22,775
    Likes Received:
    21,592
    .
     
    #5300
    Last edited: May 10, 2018

Share This Page