Are all Celtic fans complete and utter spazzes?
After seeing what every Celtic fan has posted on the City forum, I note I have not seen one sane Celtic poster.
My dad had to work in Scotland last week and couldn't wait to get home - he said everyone was a complete moron. The group from his work included a 19 year old lad who had only done jobs for the firm in Hull, this was his first trip working away. My dad was telling me how all the Scottish lasses were utter bimbos throwing themselves at the lad night after night to the extent that my dad actually had to have a word with him because he wasn't getting enough sleep - turning up to work in the morning not being able to keep his eyes open...
anyway, my dad told me about this mother and daughter who came into the bar/restaurant situated below where they were staying - they were obviously regulars as they were in most nights and were always pissed up. He said one night when all the workers were sat eating their teas (minus the 19 year old), the mother came over and said "Where's the young laddie that's usually with you?" - they told her he'd already gone out, and she replied "Argh! I want him to get with my daughter!" ...the workers laughed and said "You don't want him near you daughter luv" and the mother replied.... "Why not? She's got big bangers!"

...Scotland, the country where mothers pimp out their daughters