Yeah that'll be me.
Nailed on.
Might even have a piss on the radiator in the bedroom, that went down well last time.
The last line has just struck a chord with me.
I've got up in the night after too many and pissed in a wardrobe, the spare bedroom and in the laundry basket.
My mate once pissed on his mother in law who happened to be asleep in a spare bedroom after babysitting.

