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  1. AH

    AH Active Member

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    I did this, but with fifa.
     
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    AH, Mar 6, 2011
  2. MagpieMuzz

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    time does fly when playing fifa or football manager
     
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    MagpieMuzz, Mar 6, 2011
  3. The Secret Ingredient

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    buy a really boring book say war and peace by the time you reach page 16 you be out for the count
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Mar 6, 2011
  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Read a book always does it for me!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 6, 2011
  5. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Non stop masturbation.
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Mar 6, 2011
  6. beardface

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    He'll either fall asleep or pull his dick off.
     
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    beardface, Mar 6, 2011
  7. TheMightyToon

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    A really hot bath before bed like, really really hot. It's worked for me a couple of times although i'm still not sure whether i actually fell asleep or just plain passed out from heat stroke.
     
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    TheMightyToon, Mar 6, 2011
  8. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Whether he sleeps from exhaustion or passes out from the pain its a win!
     
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  9. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    My dad fell asleep during the first 20 minutes of Wolves vs Tottenham.. don't need to say he was pissed off for missing it.
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 6, 2011
  10. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    For a split second I thought you were gonna say he fell asleep masturbating there! Thank god.
     
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    See if you can find Stoke v Blackburn, this is pretty extreme stuff.
     
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  12. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    I'm sure he'd rather fall asleep then fall into a coma :|
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Mar 6, 2011
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Steviemac, you could always borrow some of RBT's chloroform?
     
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    NUFCtomw362, Mar 6, 2011
  14. TheMightyToon

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    If you watch the England v Algeria game from the WC i garuntee you'll fall asleep before the first half is out<ok>
     
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    TheMightyToon, Mar 6, 2011
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    e.g. Roy Keane - the dog... that should send you off! ;)
     
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  16. TheLittleGeordie

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    yeh especially if it's like that coma in that film where he wakes up and theres been a zombie apocalypse
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
  17. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    28 days later? One of the best movies everrrrrr
     
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  18. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Very true, did you like 28 weeks later?
     
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  19. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Aye both were absolutely mint, actually theres a TV show out at the moment, called the walking dead, very similar to 28 days/weeks later but in a TV series format, its absolutely class and worth a watch if you get the time.
     
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  20. TheLittleGeordie

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    yeh thats the one, I've been watching so many zombie movies over the last few months i can't remember all of their names
    It was definatly one of the best though
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
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