Advice

[AH]

Play Football Manager.

It won't get you to sleep, but makes 6 hours seem like 10 minutes. As quick as you know it, it'll be morning.

I did this, but with fifa.

 

[MagpieMuzz]

time does fly when playing fifa or football manager

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

buy a really boring book say war and peace by the time you reach page 16 you be out for the count

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

Read a book always does it for me!

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

Non stop masturbation.

 

[beardface]

Non stop masturbation.

He'll either fall asleep or pull his dick off.

 

[TheMightyToon]

A really hot bath before bed like, really really hot. It's worked for me a couple of times although i'm still not sure whether i actually fell asleep or just plain passed out from heat stroke.

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

He'll either fall asleep or pull his dick off.

Whether he sleeps from exhaustion or passes out from the pain its a win!

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

My dad fell asleep during the first 20 minutes of Wolves vs Tottenham.. don't need to say he was pissed off for missing it.

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

My dad fell asleep during the first 20 minutes of Wolves vs Tottenham.. don't need to say he was pissed off for missing it.

For a split second I thought you were gonna say he fell asleep masturbating there! Thank god.

 

[Smudger]

See if you can find Stoke v Blackburn, this is pretty extreme stuff.

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

I'm sure he'd rather fall asleep then fall into a coma :|

 

[NUFCtomw362]

For a split second I thought you were gonna say he fell asleep masturbating there! Thank god.

Steviemac, you could always borrow some of RBT's chloroform?

 

[TheMightyToon]

If you watch the England v Algeria game from the WC i garuntee you'll fall asleep before the first half is out

 

[Son of a pitch]

Non stop masturbation.

e.g. Roy Keane - the dog... that should send you off!

 

[TheLittleGeordie]

I'm sure he'd rather fall asleep then fall into a coma :|

yeh especially if it's like that coma in that film where he wakes up and theres been a zombie apocalypse

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

28 days later? One of the best movies everrrrrr

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

28 days later? One of the best movies everrrrrr

Very true, did you like 28 weeks later?

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

Aye both were absolutely mint, actually theres a TV show out at the moment, called the walking dead, very similar to 28 days/weeks later but in a TV series format, its absolutely class and worth a watch if you get the time.

 

[TheLittleGeordie]

28 days later? One of the best movies everrrrrr

yeh thats the one, I've been watching so many zombie movies over the last few months i can't remember all of their names
It was definatly one of the best though