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Magic Laudrup 11

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I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?
 
I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?
BP? Are you on an oil rig too?
 
I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?

<laugh>
 
Tell him that he's being transferred to Pittodrie's toilets... special assignment!
 
I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?

Rape him.
 
Did you put a trail of gummy bears next to the Variety bus when it filled up for gas in your petrol station?
 
Finally, a serious reply. That would probably encourage him to keep coming back. He is constantly poking his arse with toilet brushes, bristles first <yikes>

Try and put your cock in his ear or something then, show him you're completely hopeless.

He'll think you're weird and mentally disabled then move on <ok>