Advice needed

[Magic Laudrup 11]

I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?

 

[User Deleted]

Sorry bud. Racked my brains but can't think of anything, I'm stumped.

 

[LEROY FER 10]

I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?

BP? Are you on an oil rig too?

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Is he loitering on/in company property, or a public area?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Does he not have a carer/family?And if so contact them and explain the situation.

 

[LEROY FER 10]

Laudrup is getting bullied by a spazmo toilet pervert

 

[Null]

I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?

 

[Null]

Tell him that he's being transferred to Pittodrie's toilets... special assignment!

 

[ScotlandFanMuir]

I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?

Rape him.

 

[VenomPD]

There's no been one of these in ages.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

There's no been one of these in ages.

I have a feeling this one will grow legs.

 

[Archers Road]

You need to flush this **** out.

 

[LEROY FER 10]

You need to flush this **** out.

**** off with the puns

 

[Magic Laudrup 11]

Rape him.

Finally, a serious reply. That would probably encourage him to keep coming back. He is constantly poking his arse with toilet brushes, bristles first

 

[LEROY FER 10]

Finally, a serious reply. That would probably encourage him to keep coming back. He is constantly poking his arse with toilet brushes, bristles first

Let him take the brush home

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Is his favourite song 'This Charmin Man'?

 

[LEROY FER 10]

Did you put a trail of gummy bears next to the Variety bus when it filled up for gas in your petrol station?

 

[ScotlandFanMuir]

Finally, a serious reply. That would probably encourage him to keep coming back. He is constantly poking his arse with toilet brushes, bristles first

Try and put your cock in his ear or something then, show him you're completely hopeless.

He'll think you're weird and mentally disabled then move on

 

[Magic Laudrup 11]

Try and put your cock in his ear or something then, show him you're completely hopeless.

He'll think you're weird and mentally disabled then move on

What's weird about putting my penis in peoples ears?

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

**** off with the puns

Bog standard reply