Advice needed

I'm in charge of the toilet cleaning department at BP and fired an employee 7 or 8 weeks ago for being a turd burglar. The problem is, he still hangs around the place.

He's mentally disabled, so I'm trying to get rid of him for good in a sensitive manner. Any ideas on how to go about this?

 

Sorry bud. Racked my brains but can't think of anything, I'm stumped.

 

BP? Are you on an oil rig too?

 

Is he loitering on/in company property, or a public area?

 

Does he not have a carer/family?And if so contact them and explain the situation.

 

Laudrup is getting bullied by a spazmo toilet pervert

 

Tell him that he's being transferred to Pittodrie's toilets... special assignment!

 

Rape him.

 

There's no been one of these in ages.

 

I have a feeling this one will grow legs.

 

You need to flush this **** out.

 

**** off with the puns

 

Finally, a serious reply. That would probably encourage him to keep coming back. He is constantly poking his arse with toilet brushes, bristles first

 

Let him take the brush home

 

Is his favourite song 'This Charmin Man'?

 

Did you put a trail of gummy bears next to the Variety bus when it filled up for gas in your petrol station?

 

Try and put your cock in his ear or something then, show him you're completely hopeless.

He'll think you're weird and mentally disabled then move on

 

What's weird about putting my penis in peoples ears?

 

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