Adam Armstrong

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TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
Got to say, comparisons to Beardo et al are hilarious!

He doesn't have pace, or much skill, but he is a decent finisher, and not too bad at crossing either.

Best comparison for me is Rooney. If he can become a player who steps up at crucial moments, he'll be invaluable whatever league we're in, otherwise he'll be a bit like the older version of Rooney... Bit of a passenger.

Looking at the championship, we'll most likely lose Gini and Perez, so Armstrong would fit straight in.

If we stayed up, he'll end up on loan again.
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Rooney was recorded as one of the 10 fastest players in the world last season IIRC, I think he must have spotted a leathery old weasel in the crowd flashing a bit of bra and his natural instinct kicked in.
 
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Typical_Wazza said:
Rooney was recorded as one of the 10 fastest players in the world last season IIRC, I think he must have spotted a leathery old weasel in the crowd flashing a bit of bra and his natural instinct kicked in.
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Aye but Paul Dummett has been recorded this season as the fastest. Therefore I can only assume their machine is ****ed.
 
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Typical_Wazza said:
Rooney was recorded as one of the 10 fastest players in the world last season IIRC, I think he must have spotted a leathery old weasel in the crowd flashing a bit of bra and his natural instinct kicked in.
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He has indeed been know for a bit of 'past it's sell by date' aged pork.
Still.. it's one guaranteed way not to pull a 'biter'........... #falsiegobble
 
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Darren Peacocks Ponytail said:
Just fed up of the usual negativity
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That will be difficult after getting thumped by an awful Chelsea side and sitting in the bottom 3
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Typical_Wazza said:
Rooney was recorded as one of the 10 fastest players in the world last season IIRC, I think he must have spotted a leathery old weasel in the crowd flashing a bit of bra and his natural instinct kicked in.
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What the actual ****? <laugh>

Is that true? He looks like he's running in a tar-pit... and I have yet to see a modern era sprint team with a chubby balding fat white guy who wasn't simply a hilarious mascot,,,
 
TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
That will be difficult after getting thumped by an awful Chelsea side and sitting in the bottom 3
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What the actual ****? <laugh>

Is that true? He looks like he's running in a tar-pit... and I have yet to see a modern era sprint team with a chubby balding fat white guy who wasn't simply a hilarious mascot,,,
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True mate. Even the granny bit.

He's in this years EPL fastest 10 as well. Martial and Vardy top the list.

I think he's fast like a bus would be if it was driven off a cliff, takes a few seconds to get going, poor acceleration.
 
Typical_Wazza said:
True mate. Even the granny bit.

He's in this years EPL fastest 10 as well. Martial and Vardy top the list.

I think he's fast like a bus would be if it was driven off a cliff, takes a few seconds to get going, poor acceleration.
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<laugh>
****ing hell... I trust the physicists are working on explaining this next!

I'd have thought the likes of Walcott, Clyne, the Ox, Sanchez, Bellerin, Sturridge's ambulance, Firmino, Routledge, Dyer, Van Aanholt, Defoe would have been easily faster, and maybe even the Long's, anndd lazy bastard Sissoko's. It shall from now on be known as Wayne Rooney's Warp Drive. Let's hope the lass doesn't get hold of it to describe my deceptively rapid bedroom performances :bandit:
 
TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
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****ing hell... I trust the physicists are working on explaining this next!

I'd have thought the likes of Walcott, Clyne, the Ox, Sanchez, Bellerin, Sturridge's ambulance, Firmino, Routledge, Dyer, Van Aanholt, Defoe would have been easily faster, and maybe even the Long's, anndd lazy bastard Sissoko's. It shall from now on be known as Wayne Rooney's Warp Drive. Let's hope the lass doesn't get hold of it to describe my deceptively rapid bedroom performances :bandit:
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It's a brain teaser mate.

I'd agree but those types of people usually do their running with the ball, Rooney's recorded sprint will have no doubt been one of his break neck efforts to get back and defend a counter attack.

22mph isn't very fast is it, in the car it feels painfully slow. These footballers should be trying harder.
 
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