Off Topic A git big (non homo)thread

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I lived alone for 4 years and my sex life was better than it is now with a variety of different bodies opposed to being with one woman. (Female of course). I lived in a posh flat inbetween Stockton and Middlesbrough with a lively pub opposite so i had the best of both worlds.
The only downside was i hated walking into an empty flat after work midweek. The silence used to do my head in after growing up with 2 sisters.
 
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My lady sleeps 10 hours a day and I sleep about 3 hours a day or 7 every few days. So get lots of time to myself which I love.
 
I get about 2 hrs a day to myself allowing me to indulge in watching adult art movies taking it easy in the buffering zone then speeding up to the vinegar stroke before the credits arrive.

Then my woman comes in and does my tea, washing etc. Downside is I sometimes have to talk or listen to her prattling on about work.
She's good bless her so I pretty much have it both ways. Time alone and getting looked after.
 
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Teessidemakem said:
I lived alone for 4 years and my sex life was better than it is now with a variety of different bodies opposed to being with one woman. (Female of course). I lived in a posh flat inbetween Stockton and Middlesbrough with a lively pub opposite so i had the best of both worlds.
The only downside was i hated walking into an empty flat after work midweek. The silence used to do my head in after growing up with 2 sisters.
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Haha. The sex life. But what about everything else?

Cooking. ****ing ironing. Etc.
 
commachio1 said:
Haha. The sex life. But what about everything else?

Cooking. ****ing ironing. Etc.
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I didnt mind all that mate, infact i quite enjoyed it. I had a routine. My wash day was on a Fri morn and i used to eat well. The only downside was after making a nice meal looking at the pots in the kitchen and thinking. Was it really worth it.
I do all the cooking in our house now. I self taught myself.
 
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Teessidemakem said:
I didnt mind all that mate, infact i quite enjoyed it. I had a routine. My wash day was on a Fri morn and i used to eat well. The only downside was after making a nice meal looking at the pots in the kitchen and thinking. Was it really worth it.
I do all the cooking in our house now. I self taught myself.
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Dishwasher mate.

Bung it in.
Turn it on.
Leave it.

Take out what you need. Once its gone.
Repeat
 
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commachio1 said:
Dishwasher mate.

Bung it in.
Turn it on.
Leave it.

Take out what you need. Once its gone.
Repeat
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Ive got one now mate and i dont know how wed cope without it.
I sometimes wish i lived alone now and was single. I do enjoy my personal space and thats impossible now in my world.
Not seeing my lads everyday would kill me though!
 
I'm a loner, I've never denied the fact. Even more so as I get older.

When I'm with a lass I get lazy, I suppose it's the pig in me but I expect the women to do everything about the house. I'm old fashioned like that. Again as I'm getting older, I'm realising that's not really any good for me.

Live by myself now and do everything for myself. Washing, cooking, cleaning. No sweat. I do all my ironing, I wouldn't trust anybody to do my stuff. I iron everything from socks, underpants to even all my towels. Make my bed as soon as I get up as well. Hate mess.

I've got a dining table as I like to sit down and enjoy my meals, I hate eating from my lap and don't want food spilling on the settee.

At times it's hard, I've moved miles from where I've ever lived before. I don't know anybody here and nobody knows me. Not going to go into the reasons, but I wanted a fresh start and to start a new life, and that's what I've been doing for the last year. I have my dog living with me and I couldn't be without her, you are never lonely when you have a dog.

I have made contact with the mental health centres and registered, but that's it. They are there if I need them, and that's the way I like it. Fingers crossed, I've never used them yet and hopefully never do. I still struggle with my memory at times, so I've taken to writing important things down as to keep my life running as smoothly as possible. It's more than manageable though.

I'm playing Football again, every Thursday.and I see my brother one night a week for Snooker. That's enough to break the week up for me and I can honestly say I'm the most relaxed and content, that I have been in many a year.

Apart from family and my best mate, I very rarely have anybody over.
 
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Safc83 said:
I'm a loner, I've never denied the fact. Even more so as I get older.

When I'm with a lass I get lazy, I suppose it's the pig in me but I expect the women to do everything about the house. I'm old fashioned like that. Again as I'm getting older, I'm realising that's not really any good for me.

Live by myself now and do everything for myself. Washing, cooking, cleaning. No sweat. I do all my ironing, I wouldn't trust anybody to do my stuff. I iron everything from socks, underpants to even all my towels. Make my bed as soon as I get up as well. Hate mess.

I've got a dining table as I like to sit down and enjoy my meals, I hate eating from my lap and don't want food spilling on the settee.

At times it's hard, I've moved miles from where I've ever lived before. I don't know anybody here and nobody knows me. Not going to go into the reasons, but I wanted a fresh start and to start a new life, and that's what I've been doing for the last year. I have my dog living with me and I couldn't be without her, you are never lonely when you have a dog.

I have made contact with the mental health centres and registered, but that's it. They are there if I need them, and that's the way I like it. Fingers crossed, I've never used them yet and hopefully never do. I still struggle with my memory at times, so I've taken to writing important things down as to keep my life running as smoothly as possible. It's more than manageable though.

I'm playing Football again, every Thursday.and I see my brother one night a week for Snooker. That's enough to break the week up for me and I can honestly say I'm the most relaxed and content, that I have been in many a year.

Apart from family and my best mate, I very rarely have anybody over.
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You iron socks and pants?

Great post mate. Im humbled. I honestly dont know what else to say
 
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Safc83 said:
I'm a loner, I've never denied the fact. Even more so as I get older.

When I'm with a lass I get lazy, I suppose it's the pig in me but I expect the women to do everything about the house. I'm old fashioned like that. Again as I'm getting older, I'm realising that's not really any good for me.

Live by myself now and do everything for myself. Washing, cooking, cleaning. No sweat. I do all my ironing, I wouldn't trust anybody to do my stuff. I iron everything from socks, underpants to even all my towels. Make my bed as soon as I get up as well. Hate mess.

I've got a dining table as I like to sit down and enjoy my meals, I hate eating from my lap and don't want food spilling on the settee.

At times it's hard, I've moved miles from where I've ever lived before. I don't know anybody here and nobody knows me. Not going to go into the reasons, but I wanted a fresh start and to start a new life, and that's what I've been doing for the last year. I have my dog living with me and I couldn't be without her, you are never lonely when you have a dog.

I have made contact with the mental health centres and registered, but that's it. They are there if I need them, and that's the way I like it. Fingers crossed, I've never used them yet and hopefully never do. I still struggle with my memory at times, so I've taken to writing important things down as to keep my life running as smoothly as possible. It's more than manageable though.

I'm playing Football again, every Thursday.and I see my brother one night a week for Snooker. That's enough to break the week up for me and I can honestly say I'm the most relaxed and content, that I have been in many a year.

Apart from family and my best mate, I very rarely have anybody over.
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Good for you mate :emoticon-0148-yes:.
 
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commachio1 said:
You iron socks and pants?

Great post mate. Im humbled. I honestly dont know what else to say
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Boxers and socks, mate. Iron just one pair of socks and tell me you cant feel the difference...

Same with jeans, much better fitting when they've been ironed.

Towels aren't rough on the skin either when they've been ironed, much better for drying with when you get out of the bath/shower.

And thanks mate... <ok>

Probably sounds more than what it is, I'm just normal, I'm just me. <laugh>
 
Nads said:
Ironing socks it's some mad **** mate!

I read in FHM about 2001 that 'you should never iron jeans'.

I applied that rule to everything that's not a collared shirt and have taken it as gospel ever since.
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Iron them inside out, man <doh>
 
Nads said:
Ironing socks it's some mad **** mate!

I read in FHM about 2001 that 'you should never iron jeans'.

I applied that rule to everything that's not a collared shirt and have taken it as gospel ever since.
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Ha. Hobo. Join the ironing phobia club.

Founder member

Comm
 
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Nads said:
For me it is, for many it isn't mate.

We are all different, like I said before I never really have fancied the whole family thing. Might be that I've not met the one, might be that I am just built that way.

There's no right or wrong way, it's whatever suits, whatever makes you happy.
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Having had a son and a daughter and now grandkids....my preference would be to miss the kids out and go straight to grandkids...but unfortunately that seems impossible. My own two kids were absolute shockers hence the amount of support we now have to give for the grandkids sake
 
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Nads said:
Naaaaa it ****s up the fabric man it's a no!

If I'm going out out I'll hang my polo up when I'm in the shower, they are usually fitted anyway so can't see the creases when on.

Only shirts.
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You're like my brother. He believes by hanging his clothes up the creases come out that way, anyway <doh>
 
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