Off Topic A git big (non homo)thread

Gayest thread ever.

Which daft **** started this.

 

Here's a thing though.

I'm sitting here now with a heated face mask on. Quite a treat I have to say.

Now I couldn't do that without ridicule with folk mooching about my place, however it creates the Monday morning illusion of being a picture of health.

I watched a Disney film before and chuckled at talking dogs, and I'm currently eating a massive block of cheese. No crackers or owt just lobbing squares off as I go.

In short, it's better for the world if I have alone time, cos no ****ers wants to see what goes on round here. Haha.

 

I was gunna say, I'm backing out of this thread because I'm coming across as a right tart

 

They come out by having body parts pushed into them mate!

 

Not as much as Nads the tart.

 

And then Nads comes along and brings the thread down to an all time low

 

****ing shocking. He's never gunna pull fanny, in a million years

 

Wtf?

 

What do u mean. Thats me

 

Comm, you need to get the mods to take the word 'NON' out of the thread title..

 

Have you only started doing that since you were married, by any chance?

 

Don't even care me mate, I'm 35 and usually pass for mid twenties.

I'm happy to try and keep that going as long as possible, although I have spotted the odd grey and I'm gonna try silver fox before I panic.

Some folk it works for. Ha.

 

Correct.

Oy mods
Title this the most gayest raving turd burgular thread ever.

 

Im only joking .

 

Teeside. Now I see it....

 

The odd grey. Im playing the opposite.

 

The way I see it, my grandad, a big ****ing monster of a man, butch as they come but he was always, always looking after his skin, always in a collar, hair slicked back, immaculate.

It's not a new thing to not want to look like a train wreck. Ha.

 

Me da was the double of charles bronson. Every **** called him charlie. Even though hes called Joe.

Hes grey now. (Well he is 70plus so its avceptable)

Never worried about hair loss. I will not be a tut tut baldy nut.


Maybe charlie was a co word in the 70s also.


**** me da was a dealer. For wigs.

 

Love my own space.

I don't think she gets it but she gives me my own space when I need it.

Can't ask for much more really.